Miriam, 17, Norway
it’s never a bad time for anal
PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD
are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out
are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?
like idk dan you figure it out
I think I have a kid.
Dean and Lisa had their fling in August 1998. Ben was born May 1999. 9 months later. 9.
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BIKER’S KID MY ASS
I love how he just quietly counts and then freaks the fuck out
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks
Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS