Miriam, 16, Norway
THOSE TIMES WHEN ZAYN SMILES AND YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO FORCE THE AIR BACK INTO YOUR LUNGS
when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like
- accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
- me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
its literally so fucking stressful how many bathroom stalls ive seen with blood and or poop everywhere like i literally feel like im in silent hill
When i worked in a movie theater in Ybor City Florida, i went to clean late night and someone shitted in the bathroom napkin holder.
Like the automatic one. And i quit right there. I waved my hand on he sensor and a waterfall of shit napkins came out.
William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha